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Warrior Maiden


Cross out everything you’ve ever done:

  • Had a beer  (tasted many, hate them all)
  • Smoked an entire cigarette
  • Written on a bathroom wall.
  • Read a George Orwell book. 
  • Had a physical fight.
  • Used Twitter.
  • Listened to Lady Gaga
  • Been in a car accident.
  • Gotten suspended. 
  • Gotten expelled.
  • Been allergic to something.
  • Got a computer virus.
  • Touched a real gun.
  • Had a dog.
  • Had a cat
  • Been pregnant.
  • Camped out
  • Swam in the ocean.
  • Wore a bikini 
  • Driven a car
  • Been sent to the principal.
  • Ever liked someone.
  • Failed a class.
  • Failed a test.
  • Went to summer school.
  • Got worse than a D
  • Got A’s and B’s.
  • Read an entire book.
  • Recorded my own music.
  • Had an xbox.
  • Worn heels more than 3 days in a row. 
  • Wore fishnets.
  • Wore skinny jeans.
  • Hated someone.
  • Been cheated on. (I consider it so.)
  • Cheated on someone.
  • Practised Christianity. 
  • Worn makeup.
  • Lied to my parents about where I was going.
  • Had surgery.
  • Had my license.
  • Self harmed.
  • Worn coloured contacts.
  • Painted my nails black.
  • Broken someone’s heart. 
  • Had my heart broken.
  • Cried for an hour straight 
  • Lost something very valuable.
  • Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.
  • Broken a bone.
  • Gotten stung by a bee.
  • Eaten something bad/expired.
  • Threw up from being so drunk.
  • Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
  • Danced with someone of the same sex.
  • Owned an ipod
  • Owned an iphone.
  • Fell for a best friend.
  • Stole a friend’s significant other.
  • Went far away from home for more than a week.
  • Moved out.
  • Ran away.
  • Had a job.
  • Been fired.
  • Lied to a friend.
  • Lied to a family member.
  • Had a Facebook.
  • Posted a video on Youtube.
  • Started a rumor about someone. 
  • Talked bad about someone
  • Deliberately failed a test.
  • Been skinny dipping.
  • Counted to a million.
  • Counted to a thousand.
  • Ate rabbit meat.
  • Ate duck meat. 
  • Had fast food.
  • Been to Church.
  • Been to Canada.
  • Been married.
  • Had a divorce.
  • Broke a glass
  • Hugged someone today.
  • Texted someone today.
  • Received a phone call today.
  • Threw something out of the window.
  • Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
  • Wished you were somebody else.
  • Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
  • Been to a concert
  • Seen your favourite band live
  • Met a celebrity 
  • Met your favourite band 
  • Own more than 10 CD’s

(Source: fyeahsurveys)

And other of around the same time. 
dawn-of-evenfall sent: 2, 10, 12, 19, 20, 22, 31, 33, 45, 46, 54, 57, 58, 60, 61, 69, 73, 79, 81, 93, 99, 100 :)

2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated: My neck and shoulders are the goldmine for anyone trying to get on my good side (I’m counting those as two separate things), kissing or sucking the insides of my wrists can get me going, I’m very conflicted about my inner thighs ‘cause sucking or biting them is an odd mixture of pleasure and tickling, and of course, the almighty clit is vital to orgasm.

10. Do you like having your nipples touched? My nipples are so boring most of the time. They feel almost nothing, like they’re almost numb. This can be a big disappointment to my partner. If we’re both lucky though, sometimes if I haven’t had sex or masturbated in a while, they’ll be ultra sensitive. AND, if I’m in the middle of cumming and you pinch, such, flick, grab, etc. my nips, I’ll go wild with ecstasy because for those few moments they’ll be begging to be touched.

12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)? Nope. I’ve gotten close sometimes though when I’ve asked my partner to keep sticking more fingers in. xDD

19. Do you like being naked? I’m usually naked most of the time I’m in my apartment. Often because I sleep naked and wake up and don’t feel like putting clothes on, or same deal with just getting out of the shower. Most of the time I like it or just don’t care at all, but some times it feels really good to put on some baggy, cozy clothes too.

20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked? I sleep totally naked almost all the time, except for when I’m having my period I’ll usually wear some underwear just in case. 

22. What’s the most unusual thing you’ve done nude? Hmmm…that’s a difficult one considering I spend most of my days naked when I’m at home. xD I don’t feel like it’s anything more exciting than playing video games or cooking. OHHH. I was naked in my partner’s bed at his place once and his sister came in the room and just started chatting me up and I had the covers all the way up to my neck, just feeling awkward as all fuck. Like, did she NOT realize??? She’s only like two or three years younger than us!

31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?  I started masturbating when I was in 2nd grade so about 7? I discovered it, funnily enough, by playing on my sit and bounce and having the handle right in between my legs. Bam! Stimulation. I was hooked after that. -w- I used it to help me go to sleep every night.

33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.? Well, since I’ve gotten my hitachi, I used almost purely that to masturbate. So I’ll try and find some content online that gets me going, usually it ends up being erotic literature, and I’ll watch or read it a while until I’m ready to introduce the hitachi. Other times if I don’t have my laptop I’ll use my imagination (which I used to solely use when I was younger) to get me off, or a hot (usually lesbian) dream I had recently. 

45. Do you have long or short labia? Are they even or uneven? My labia are short and even. They pretty much resemble the type of labia that are almost exclusively shown in porn, you know, instead of actually showing all the different types of labia there are in the world and giving men certain expectations as to what a woman should look like down there. :/ 

46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris? That I don’t really know. What’s large and what’s tiny? I guess I feel like mine is large, but that could possibly be due to the fact that I often touch it when I’m turned on and its therefore swollen.

54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?  Almost exclusively nothing. I’ll very occasionally trim it. I tried shaving it twice in my life and both times it was stubbly and uncomfortable for too long afterwards to make it worth it.

57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? I haven’t felt the desire for any genital piercings yet. I have too many problems down there right now to really feel like I’d want to complicate it with a piercing. But I don’t mind them on other people. I think I’ve felt mostly neutral about them my whole life.

58. What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought to) orgasm? I think I’ve been able to make myself cum in 30 seconds or less with my trusty hitachi. 

60. What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session? Hmmm, now this I don’t know and neither are probably that impressive. I’m so impatient to cum/make my partner cum once we start. So both are probably an hour to an hour and a half max. 

61. What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)? I believe five or six. My partner likes to see how many times I can get off. Sometimes it’s really easy to get at least three out, but other times it’s a struggle and therefore not as pleasurable.

69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?  Oh yeah, a couple of times. Once at night on top of a slide with a basketball game going on at the freshman campus next door. Once at a river by my partner’s place, and people walked by the trail above us a minute after we finished. 

73. Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated? Sex: from what I can remember right now I think it was at the river. I’ve masturbated in the back of one of the computer labs on campus while it was full. I was wearing a long skirt so it was relatively easy, but I can’t believe I had the guts to do it.

79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?  Oh hell yeah. When I was in elementary, middle and high school I was desperate. Water bottles, remote controls, bathtub faucets, you betcha. 

81. What are you favorite positions?  Hmmm, I like it with my partner holding one leg up and one is down, I like being on top not for my own pleasure, but for the power and control I have over my partner. I like having their pleasure at my will. I like it when both my feet are up by my partner’s head as well while they’re on their knees and I’m on my back.

93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do. Hmmm…see what sex felt like for sure, see what getting punched in the balls felt like, play with it for science, draw a face on it and make the mouth talk (my current partner won’t let me), see what a blow job feels like. 

99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?  Hmmm…probably like two days ago during sex. 

100. Do you often imagine people naked? Oh my god, all the time. Especially if I’m bored in class. I turn myself on sometimes doing that. Especially with my male professors. 

meet the blogger


  • name: Alora
  • eye color: Blue with yellow rings around pupils
  • hair color: Half pink half purple
  • height: 5’ 2”
  • clothing style: Whatever I feel that day.
  • best physical feature: Legs or butt.


  • your fears: College, spiders, money, the future, being able to get a job and keep it despite mental illness, making an appointment with a counselor, speaking to a counselor, crying in front of other people
  • your guilty pleasure: Hmmm…I think, despite being all too aware of all of its flaws and how much of a blank canvas the main character is, I still enjoy reading the Twilight series. Perhaps because Bella is such an empty character that the reader can put themselves in her place and escape reality.
  • ambitions for the future: I feel like I have zero ambition anymore. Get a job that makes me happy, be able to live in a house with a cat, get the confidence up to sign up for dance lessons, pole dancing lessons, and sword fighting lessons, get my license so I will be able to drive my baby sister around.


  • your first thoughts waking up: Usually either dreading or looking forward to the day ahead. No in between.
  • what you think about most: How to make the fear, anxiety, depression and all the physical and mental anguish it brings go away, just for a little bit.
  • what you think about before bed: Usually stressful things.
  • you think your best quality is: doing things for others.


  • single or group dates: I still haven’t been on a group date. :( 
  • to be loved or respected: Uh uh, that’s bullshit. You should not have to choose between those two.
  • beauty or brains: You can have both!
  • dogs or cats: Just baaaarely cats, because I’ve lived with them all my life. But I fucking love dogs too.


  • lie: For sure
  • believe in yourself: Depends on the topic.
  • believe in love: Whatever that means? 
  • want someone: Have someone.


  • been on stage: Yes.
  • done drugs: No.
  • changed who you were to fit in: Not that I can really remember.


  • favourite colour: Purple
  • favourite animal: Foxes, red pandas, cats
  • favourite movie: No way I can answer that question.
  • favourite game: Alice: Madness Returns or Kingdom Hearts 2


  • day your next birthday will be: April 20th
  • how old will you be: 22
  • does age matter: Not usually, unless we’re talking about consent.

(Source: illogicalhumanoid)

My four dollar Ash hat finally came in the mail today. I’m not sure if I like how it looks on me or not. 
I’m debating on whether to wear it to the first day of classes or not tomorrow….maybe in pigtails…
I’m bored, so I shall shove me in your face!



► Name ➔ Alora
 Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ Yes!
► Are you single ➔ No
► Are you happy ➔ Not often
► Are you Italian ➔ No

► Are you German ➔ No
► Are you Asian ➔ No
► Are you angry? ➔ By idiots, often.

► Are you Irish ➔ Some small part. 
► Are your parents still married ➔ They were never married.

► Birth Place ➔ Redmond, Washington
► Hair Color ➔ Half pink half purple!
► Eye Color ➔ Blue with yellow rings around the pupil (yay partial heterochromia!)
► Birthday ➔ April 20th. (AKA 4.20)
► Mood ➔ Neutral, nostalgic, content.
 Gender ➔ Babe
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Right!
 Summer or winter ➔ I love both for their own reasons. I love winter for the snow, cold and cozy weather, and the general kindness that the holidays around this time bring. I love the summer for wearing skirts and swimming and no school (but I’m a wimp when it comes to being hot).
► Morning or afternoon ➔ Afternoon!

► Are you in love ➔ yes
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔Maybe attraction or feeling some sort of connection, but not instant love.
 Who ended your last relationship ➔ The other person did.

 Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔I don’t think so?
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ It depends. 
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Of course, I live with the boyfriend.
 Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Not that I can remember.  ;P
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ No?


► Love or lust ➔ Love. I have such a low libido I hardly ever care about lust.
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Lemonade
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Cats just barely win.
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ A few best friends.
► Television or internet ➔ Internet hands down. TV annoys me.
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Pepsi (cherry please!)
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ I think I’d actually prefer a romantic night out and a wild night in, lol.
► Day or night ➔ Depends on what I want to do! Though my brain is always most active at night.
► IM or Phone ➔ IM

 Been caught sneaking out ➔ Nope.
► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ Pretty much every day.
 Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ Nope. They’re kinda overrated. Ed, Edd, and Eddy misled me!
 Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Sort of.
► Prank called a store ➔ Maybe….>.>
► Skipped school ➔ Oh hell fucking yes.
► Wanted to disappear ➔ In a way. 

► Smile or eyes ➔ I honestly don’t know.
 Light or dark hair ➔ Dark
 Shorter or Taller ➔ Than me or in general? Again, no preference really.
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ Why should one not mean the other?

► Hook-up or Relationship
 ➔ I dunno. If our three year relationship were to end, I think I’d be totally in to hook-ups for a while. 
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ Always funny and poor. I’ve been poor my whole life, so yeah. Wouldn’t be much of a change.

► Last Phone Call ➔ Boyfriend

 Last person you hung out with ➔ Well, every time I come home the boyfriend is here and we just spent time together while I played Tomb Raider. But if we talk about non-boyfriend people, then my friend last Friday.
► Last thing you ate ➔ Pizza
► Last thing you drank ➔ Water
 Last site you went to  ➔ Tumblr
► Last place you were ➔ Campus

 Do you and your family get along  ➔ Yes.
► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ Not messed up.
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ No
 Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ No

Pink and purple hair!
Both colors look nice in the very front but the sides are really patchy. Ordered two more things of dye to hopefully fix it. 
I love doll makers so much. 
I consider her all that I aspire to be some day. ♥ She is me.